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[camper4lyfe]

X marks things I have never done.

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (In a sexual manner)
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN LAID-OFF
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (Fist, foot, knee, we don't restrict ourselves to fist ;P)
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (Cuffs count too right? 0:))
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON SOMEONE ELSE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER RODE IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I'VE NEVER MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY TO BE WITH A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
(X) I'VE NEVER WALKED AROUND MY YARD NAKED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
(X) I'VE NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL WITHOUT WEARING UNDERWEAR
(_) I NEVER TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE TO EAT MY SHORTS BACK WHEN IT WAS 'COOL' TO DO SO.
(_) I NEVER SPANKED SOMEONE.
(_) I HAVE NEVER SINCERELY WISHED ON A STAR.