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camper4lyfeThese were thought up by my last college roommate and myself...we had too much time on our hands.
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
3. A day without sunshine is like, night.
4. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
5. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
6. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
7. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
8. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
9. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
10. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
11. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
12. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
13. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
14. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
15. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
16. I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
17. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
18. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
19. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
20. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
21. Atheism is a non-profit organization.
22. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
1. The secret to taking good notes is taking them from someone who goes to class.
2. Cliff Notes do not give you the same experience of reading the book, which is why you should read Cliff Notes.
3. Cheaters never win, but if they copy from the right people they could tie with the best.
4. Just because they call them Work/Study Jobs, doesn't mean you have to do either one.
5. Never wait to the last minute to start a paper - get an extension.
6. If you're going to cram the night before the test, make sure you cram everything onto a piece of paper you can fit into your sleeve.
7. Never judge a book by its cover. Save your opinion until you read the back of the book.
8. In case you need an excuse for missing an important exam, explain that you didn't know about the, "Beer before liquor," rule.
9. On essay questions, write long and sloppy. Professors have many papers to grade, and tons of jibberish will always get a passing grade.
10. Don't be concerned about failing. The only people concerned about your GPA are employers.
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