How's THIS for lousy English?
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Originally Posted by fxclm5
hmmm got a ticket on monday both me and my buddy, fukn fag ass cops, i saw that fat fu*k and his partner downtown 2x while we where getting lunch and i guess the 3rd times he decided was 2 much in 1 day!!!!! ok so i got my ticket on this infamous street called fountaingrove parkway, its on top of this giant mountain a gated really rich ass community with their own golf course, country club, lake etc the whole 9 yards, prior to the new housing developement this road was 2lanes and speed limit was 45mph, after the houses some parts were cut down 2 1 lanes and its 35mph the entire way, i hafta say 99.999% ppl speed on this road, here is the elevation profile of it
http://www.srcc.com/profiles_html/fo...grove_pkwy.HTM
as u can see its a HUUUGe uphill climb and a huuuge downhill drop all in 3 miles, nobody goes 35mph unless ur on ur brakes for like 1 mile straight...
my ticket was 50mph in a 35mph, i really wasnt speeding up the road until the very first portion of the 2lanes comes into 1, my buddy was NOT speeding watsoever, i did not c the cop at all, my buddy did and was riding accordingly to the speed, he told me this after we pulled over, coming into the 2lanes into 1 i was in a pickups blind spot, he was in the right lane i was in the left lane, i accelerated gradually to pass him due to the fact i dont want 2 be behind a pickup the entire time, he was prolly doing 45mph speeding as well.. As soon as i pass and get into the right lane i c the flashing lights... fu*k! i pull over slowly gradually, the cop stops and points his car 90degrees in the road, i was extremely confused and contemplated just jetting off, instead i pull into the next street hoping the copper will pass, nope the 90degree manueveur was to get my buddy to pull over as well, well i ask him how fast i was going, and explained i was in a blind spot on that pickup and the lane was ending, and he says u were traveling well over 50mph, my buddy was PISSED!!! he really wasnt speeding at all cuz he saw the cop turn onto the parkway while i didnt, he asked the cop how did he get our speed, his reply was i turned right onto parkway after seeing both u guys jet off doing 50+ up the hill, which is not true because at that intersection it is a blind light its at the end of a corner and u really cant c the light till the very end, i was dead slow in 1st gear prolly 15mph anticipating to come 2 a full stop, he musta saw me rush up to speed in 1st gear, wats more pathethic is if i was really speeding wouldnt he hit his flashers and chase me up the hill? insteald of following my buddy and waiting till i passed the pickup to hit his flashers??? his story has some mroe loopholes, he claims he "bumper speeded" us for a 1/4 and got the 50mph, well he was never behind me till i accelerated hard, and i was wondering y in the hell my buddy was going so slow, well now i know. Long story short, my buddy was quite hostile since he really wasnt speeding, the pig was quite scared of him actually, and "dont hit me with ur helmet" and then called for backup, all in all 3 cops came over 2 write 2 tickets... the original pigand his partner and this old geezer who came an started clippin his nails while we got our tickets.... wtf... serious the porker who wrote our tickets was 300+ thats how i recognized him and was really pissed cuz i knew it was his fat fuck with his butt ugly raybans with like 2 rolls of blubber to call his neck.... arrrrgh.... of all damn roads y does it hafta be on fountaingrove parkway.... its literally a speed trap the entire way... i hate it and i avoid it at all costs now.... goddamn and i used 2 speed up it at a constant 80+ and really officer if my buddy and i were really speeding u wouldnt have caught us plz, neither of us would have let it happen, i mean wtf is he going 2 do call backup block both ends of fountaingrove? hell no plus i know a poopload of ppl who live up there that we coulda stored our bikes in till the heat got down... a**holes im sure he only pulled us over cuz it was the 3rd time seeing 2x blue bikes, my fz6 and my buddies custom blue cyclone... goddamit. Some harsh words were exchanged and we got the copper to say "i got nothing better 2 do" so waste precious funds to stop 2 bikers that really wasnt speeding... just going the pace of traffic... fags i hate cops they were all abused and made fun of in H/S thats y they go out and carry a gun and have this whole bully thing in the back of their brains. Yes we are going to contest it, and really i dont want 2 spend 300bux for traffic school and the fine, i could really use new boots, new gloves, new heated grips... goddamit*#@(&%(!!!!!!!!
And seriously, you don't have to read the whole thing.
I'm pretty sure he set the record for the longest every run-on sentence.
Originally Posted by fxclm5
hmmm got a ticket on monday both me and my buddy, fukn fag ass cops, i saw that fat fu*k and his partner downtown 2x while we where getting lunch and i guess the 3rd times he decided was 2 much in 1 day!!!!! ok so i got my ticket on this infamous street called fountaingrove parkway, its on top of this giant mountain a gated really rich ass community with their own golf course, country club, lake etc the whole 9 yards, prior to the new housing developement this road was 2lanes and speed limit was 45mph, after the houses some parts were cut down 2 1 lanes and its 35mph the entire way, i hafta say 99.999% ppl speed on this road, here is the elevation profile of it
http://www.srcc.com/profiles_html/fo...grove_pkwy.HTM
as u can see its a HUUUGe uphill climb and a huuuge downhill drop all in 3 miles, nobody goes 35mph unless ur on ur brakes for like 1 mile straight...
my ticket was 50mph in a 35mph, i really wasnt speeding up the road until the very first portion of the 2lanes comes into 1, my buddy was NOT speeding watsoever, i did not c the cop at all, my buddy did and was riding accordingly to the speed, he told me this after we pulled over, coming into the 2lanes into 1 i was in a pickups blind spot, he was in the right lane i was in the left lane, i accelerated gradually to pass him due to the fact i dont want 2 be behind a pickup the entire time, he was prolly doing 45mph speeding as well.. As soon as i pass and get into the right lane i c the flashing lights... fu*k! i pull over slowly gradually, the cop stops and points his car 90degrees in the road, i was extremely confused and contemplated just jetting off, instead i pull into the next street hoping the copper will pass, nope the 90degree manueveur was to get my buddy to pull over as well, well i ask him how fast i was going, and explained i was in a blind spot on that pickup and the lane was ending, and he says u were traveling well over 50mph, my buddy was PISSED!!! he really wasnt speeding at all cuz he saw the cop turn onto the parkway while i didnt, he asked the cop how did he get our speed, his reply was i turned right onto parkway after seeing both u guys jet off doing 50+ up the hill, which is not true because at that intersection it is a blind light its at the end of a corner and u really cant c the light till the very end, i was dead slow in 1st gear prolly 15mph anticipating to come 2 a full stop, he musta saw me rush up to speed in 1st gear, wats more pathethic is if i was really speeding wouldnt he hit his flashers and chase me up the hill? insteald of following my buddy and waiting till i passed the pickup to hit his flashers??? his story has some mroe loopholes, he claims he "bumper speeded" us for a 1/4 and got the 50mph, well he was never behind me till i accelerated hard, and i was wondering y in the hell my buddy was going so slow, well now i know. Long story short, my buddy was quite hostile since he really wasnt speeding, the pig was quite scared of him actually, and "dont hit me with ur helmet" and then called for backup, all in all 3 cops came over 2 write 2 tickets... the original pigand his partner and this old geezer who came an started clippin his nails while we got our tickets.... wtf... serious the porker who wrote our tickets was 300+ thats how i recognized him and was really pissed cuz i knew it was his fat fuck with his butt ugly raybans with like 2 rolls of blubber to call his neck.... arrrrgh.... of all damn roads y does it hafta be on fountaingrove parkway.... its literally a speed trap the entire way... i hate it and i avoid it at all costs now.... goddamn and i used 2 speed up it at a constant 80+ and really officer if my buddy and i were really speeding u wouldnt have caught us plz, neither of us would have let it happen, i mean wtf is he going 2 do call backup block both ends of fountaingrove? hell no plus i know a poopload of ppl who live up there that we coulda stored our bikes in till the heat got down... a**holes im sure he only pulled us over cuz it was the 3rd time seeing 2x blue bikes, my fz6 and my buddies custom blue cyclone... goddamit. Some harsh words were exchanged and we got the copper to say "i got nothing better 2 do" so waste precious funds to stop 2 bikers that really wasnt speeding... just going the pace of traffic... fags i hate cops they were all abused and made fun of in H/S thats y they go out and carry a gun and have this whole bully thing in the back of their brains. Yes we are going to contest it, and really i dont want 2 spend 300bux for traffic school and the fine, i could really use new boots, new gloves, new heated grips... goddamit*#@(&%(!!!!!!!!
And seriously, you don't have to read the whole thing.
I'm pretty sure he set the record for the longest every run-on sentence.
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