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camper4lyfeDick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton.' and the waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
'It's pronounced 'quiche.''
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton.' and the waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
'It's pronounced 'quiche.''
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Date: 2007-09-17 06:08 pm (UTC)