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[camper4lyfe]

The new supermarket, near our house has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the
smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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[kimbyh2o.livejournal.com]

Oh that kills me. that is so funny!!!!!!