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[camper4lyfe]

I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
Seeing the bag of food, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time I did it. But I said that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and I.V.s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd just been laying in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

Comments

[nurse2k.livejournal.com]

sad part is I can see this happening in NY lol

except the lady believes you and runs out and gets a bag for her fat butted self ;-)

[skarygrl.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

holy shite, i'm so copying this and emailing it to jan. She does this kind of thing all the time. You crack me the eff up.

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I'm good like that.