Drink me baby!

[camper4lyfe]

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (66), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on proof You scored higher than 99% on beer index You scored higher than 89% on wine index You scored higher than 91% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Edit: I just realized that I'm bourbon...my favorite drink (other than Guinness) is Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper. YUMMMMMMMMMM

Comments

[kristenny.livejournal.com]

Does it count as cheating if I'm a certified bartender? ;)
(or does that make it bad that I missed a bunch on the "proof" section? ;))

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (104).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 94% on wine index You scored higher than 98% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

[kristenny.livejournal.com]

Btw, that's actually a really good test!

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I'm just amazed at how well I did.

[grayfox13.livejournal.com]

You're the first person I've seen that has scored higher then me.
I'm 132 proof, and used to be a certified bartender like 10 years ago.
;-)

[dr-kipper.livejournal.com]

I am way more of a lush than you, but I have had more time to marinate my experience as well...lol When I was young, and making love was just for fun, those days were fun....now I am like Eric Carmen or something...lol keep bending the elbows! Your beer scores way outstrip me! Ad unlike your other friend I am not a certified barkeep...certified (reformed, albeit partially) professional drunk, though.

Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (133), and liquor (95).
You scored higher than 57% on proof
You scored higher than 85% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit of a beer snob. I can't stand bud. I can tolerate Michelob Light and Coors Light. My bread and butter is Guinness, stouts, and I'm growing fond of porters as well.

I do have to say I'm not a big fan of wine. I've tried it, and I keep trying it, but it's far too bitter for me.

[grayfox13.livejournal.com]

You may be trying the wrong kind of wine then.
There are lots of really sweet wines out there if you are really interested.
BTW- I followed your link from 'motorcycles' LJ.

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I've tried several wines, including a bunch on a 3 hour lunch while in CA. I got really toasted, but didn't really find anything I liked. Hell, I'm not really even a fan of grape juice!

[grayfox13.livejournal.com]

Well that explains why you don't like most wine then.
There are other fruit flavored wines like apple or peach that are sweet and aren't as 'winey'
;-)

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I have had mulberry wine. It was homemade and had some serious kick, but wasn't too bad.