Depressed

[camper4lyfe]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,

the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card debt.....

I called Lifeline.
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Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan

I told them I was suicidal

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Comments

[motomuffin.livejournal.com]

Out. My. Nose.

*cough*

[belleaire.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha!

[dr-kipper.livejournal.com]

That is funny! BUT - I had to read it three times.

I kept reading Lifeline as Lifelock since you were "depressed about savings and credit card debt..."

So when you got a call center in Pakistan it still made sense...

LOL