camper4lyfe | (no subject)

"Like a lot of folks, in every state in the USA, I have a job.
I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random
urine test, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to
people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because
I have to pass one to earn it for them???

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back
on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with someone sitting on
their cans doing drugs and drinking at my expense.

Could you imagine how much money each state would save if people
had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check???

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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."