LMFAO

[camper4lyfe]

Holy shit!
I read this in the 'Letters to the Editor' in today's D&C

Deeper worries than a Mercedes dent

Thank goodness for the April 9 letter writer who made us all aware of the horrors that Mercedes-Benz automobile owners must constantly face — dents and bruises in supermarket parking lots.

For too long my attention has been wasted on the victims of the tsunami and the events of the war in the Middle East, but now after reading that letter I can be more focused on a much more important issue, victims of dented Mercedeses.

Even as my own family deals with the stresses of childhood cancer and job loss, I realize that we are the lucky ones because we can only afford an unreliable secondhand vehicle, and my thoughts and prayers should be going out to that poor Mercedes owner because he's probably losing sleep worrying about his dents and bruises.

DAVID HULL
HOLLEY, ORLEANS COUNTY

Comments

[nrubenstein.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's got it literally exactly right. :)

[chrsmoos.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

I like the "victims of dented Mercedeses."

lol
I had to pick on that error because it adds so much to the article.

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I stumbled over that one for a while, trying to figure out if it was even a real word!

[highrider.livejournal.com]

That's a good one. I looked for the original letter but I couldn't find it online.

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

I tried to find it too, but it was too old, and I wasn't going to pay for it either.

[highrider.livejournal.com]

That's pretty bad that they charge you for their articles. I used to deliver the T-U for them. We always called it Yesterdays news Tomorrow. lol

[camper4lyfe.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. I forgot about the T-U. I think my parents used to get that during the week, and the D&C on Sundays.

I'd look it up at home, but chances are pretty good that that paper has already been recycled.